Procter's Cheeses - Supply English and Continental cheese to retailers, delicatessens and hotels.
Pale Farm Cottages - Offer self catering holiday accommodation in the middle of the forest of Bowland in Lancashire.
Chipping Community Website - Provides information for residents and visitors to Lancashire's Ribble Valley and the village of Chipping.
The Cobbled Corner - Provides home cooked food, catering services and a themed restaurant on weekends.
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Chipping An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Chipping
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Chipping "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Chipping
We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Chipping Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Chipping
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Chipping If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Chipping
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Chipping A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Chipping
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Chipping Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Chipping
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Chipping Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Chipping
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Chipping To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chipping
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Chipping A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Chipping
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Chipping I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Chipping
Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Chipping People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chipping
