Chorley Little Theatre - Theatre hosting 7 shows a year including musicals. Information on current and past productions, map and booking information.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Chorley "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Chorley
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Chorley "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Chorley
Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Chorley "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Chorley
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Chorley The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Chorley
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Chorley Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik May you never leave your marriage alive. Chorley
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Chorley "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Chorley
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Chorley The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Chorley
Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Chorley I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Chorley
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Chorley In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Chorley The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Chorley
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Chorley Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Chorley
