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"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Chorley Borough "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Chorley Borough
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Chorley Borough A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Chorley Borough
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Chorley Borough Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Chorley Borough
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Chorley Borough "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Chorley Borough
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Chorley Borough Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Chorley Borough
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Chorley Borough Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Chorley Borough
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Chorley Borough "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Chorley Borough
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Chorley Borough A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Chorley Borough
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Chorley Borough God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Chorley Borough
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Chorley Borough I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Chorley Borough
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Chorley Borough "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Chorley Borough
