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Thornton-Cleveleys - This site has been produced for the residents of Thornton Cleveleys and surfers of the internet.
Cleveleys - Information about this Fylde coast town. Includes general information, accommodation, businesses, tourism centres, photographs and visitor attractions.
Barkers of Rossall Beach - Sells retail and catering meats, sausages, kebabs. Provides description of the company, its products, and contact information.
A and JP Wilson Builders - Specialising in extensions and home improvement. Offering free, no-obligation quotes.
Drinkmaster - Hot drinks, vending and dispensing machines. Includes description of services and contact details.
Nailmagic - Health, beauty and nail salon. Includes description of services offered with some pictures.
Norman Harwood Tradesman Builders - Services, portfolio and contacts.
Beechwood Caravan CL Site - Provides camping fees and contact information.
Woodland Pet Sitting Services - Numerous Pet Sitting Packages Available To Suit Both You And Your Pets Needs
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Cleveleys Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Cleveleys Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Cleveleys I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Cleveleys "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Cleveleys The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke Cleveleys To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Cleveleys A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Cleveleys A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles Cleveleys I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th The west wasn't won on salad. -- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. -- Norman R. Augustine Cleveleys Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Cleveleys "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Cleveleys "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Cleveleys Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith Cleveleys "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Cleveleys "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa Cleveleys What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Cleveleys One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Cleveleys A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Cleveleys "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber Cleveleys Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman Cleveleys I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Cleveleys
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