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Parson Lee Farm Country Guest House - Includes information, location, accommodation and contact details.
Jayne Barry Interiors - Manufacture of drapes and soft furnishings. Includes description of services and contact details.
Wycoller Shetlands - Information about Shetland sheep and the Wycoller Shetland flock in particular.
Monk of Colne - Groundworks contractor. Includes description of services and contact details.
Carry Kennels & Cattery - Includes photographs, services, company information and contact details.
Great British Rhythm and Blues Festival in Colne, England - Home of the Great British Rhythm and Blues Festival in Colne, Lancashire, England.
The Little Theatre - Colne's Little Theatre was built in 1949 and is home of Colne Amateur Dramatic Society.
Zebras Night Club - Offers staff and bar photographs, prices, and dress code policies.
Calderglen Computers - Computer training, upgrades, repairs and bespoke software.
Tharstern Limited - Management information systems for the printing industry.
Cleveland Guest Engineering Ltd - Aerospace engineering. Includes description of services and contact details.
CNC Support Ltd - CNC Support offers specialist support and technical assistance for users of CNC Routers and associated equipment.
Best-Lock (Europe) Ltd - Plastic brick construction building bricks compatibile with all leading brands.
Coach House Antiques - Manufacturers of furniture, antiques, novelty giftware, resign figures, lighting, wrought ironware, ceramics, pictures, wicker and silk flowers.
Earby Light Engineers - Aerospace, industrial gas turbine and aeroengine machined components for major manufacturers worldwide.
Empress Mills - Thread by Mail Order - an international service to home stitchers and small businesses. Buy sewing thread and all other types of thread online direct from the manufacturer.
AJ Car Sales, Colne - RAC inspected used car sales.
Auto Services, Colne - Restorers and refinishers of fine motor vehicles.
C&A 4x4 - Landrover specialist, parts accessories and servicing.
Craven Leasing Ltd - Independent contract hire and fleet services. Includes quotation and proposal forms.
Craven Self Drive - Car and van hire.
Acorn II - Suppliers of pet carriers and dog cages.
Barrowford Hotel Supplies - Glassware, disposables, cleaning and janitoial supplies to the hotel, club, restaurant and bar trade.
Croft Mill - Sheeting, furnishing and clothing fabrics from all over the world.
LBS Group - Suppliers of a wide range of horticultural products.
Pendle Slot Racing - The UK Slot Site - Slot cars of all makes. Noticeboard to post questions and answers, cars for sale, and wanted lists. Club details for racing your cars.
Ronnie Stell - Breeder of Parrots, Budgerigars, British and foreign birds, small animals and Goldfish.
Tubbs of Colne - China and glassware shop with mailing service.
Bellringing at St Bartholomew's, Colne - Details of ringers, ringing times and history.
Blakey Hall Farm - Bed and Breakfast in Colne.
The Exclusive Courier - Offers chauffeur driven cars and travel guide services. Describes services.
Venchem Ltd - Fine chemical manufacturers. Profile, capabilities, facilities and list of chemicals in regular production.
Boundary Bathrooms - Discount bathrooms including baths, shower enclosures, furniture and steam rooms and saunas from top brand names like Matki, Helo and Airbath.
Higher Wanless Farm - Offers bed and breakfast accommodation on a farm. Lists facilities and contact details.
The North Valley Forge - Architects in wrought iron. Provides a mailing list, news, special offers, catalogue request and contact details.
Great British Rhythm and Blues Festival - The 13th Annual Great British Rhythm and Blues Festival. Lists ticket prices, news, reviews, sponsors and contact details.
Bridge Street Stone Limited - Supplier natural stone paving and roofing materials to trade and retail customers. Also offer ornaments and troughs. Online sales.
Different Consulting - Web designers. Profile, services and package range with price guide and case study.
CNC Solutions - Specialises in CNC programming and process planning, jig and tool design and training in CadCam and CNC programming. Contact details.
Groovy Design - Provides graphic design, printing and website design. Services, prices and portfolio.
Prestige Karting - Indoor karting facility with rentals. Information, events, prices, corporate, booking and photographs.
Pendle Polymer Engineering Ltd - Manufacturers of rubber to metal bonded products, seals and precision mouldings. First design to final product manufacture.
Allen Braithwaite Paint and Wallpaper - Retailer selling decorating materials. Opening hours, location and products.
Ss. John Fisher & Thomas More RC High School - Includes news, calendar, results, staff and prospectus.
Medico-Legal Practice - Dr Bijay Sinha, general practitioner, offers expert witness testimony, accredited by the Institute and Law Society. Includes cv, map of consulting rooms throughout North West England.
Bouncy Time Bouncy Castles - Hire of bouncy castles and ball pools.
Pendle Web Solutions - Offering design of sites for small to medium sized companies. Includes services and profile.
Hurstwood Landscapes - domestic landscape design service for North West England.
Tube & Section Benders - Provide metalworking for handrails, ballasters and more.
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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Don Stanford "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Colne Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. -- Anatole France Colne I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi I don't think I'll get married again. 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(Joan Rivers) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Colne Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance? -- Holbrook Jackson The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy Colne Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Colne We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Colne Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Colne Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Colne 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. -- Will Rogers Colne "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Colne The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Colne [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Colne Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Colne "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Colne Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! -- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël Colne There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Colne Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Colne Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Colne
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