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Steptoe's Yard - Reclaimed building materials, architectural antiques, timber, stone and brick. Includes photograph gallery with contact details.
Fleet Leasing UK - Specialising in car and van leasing. Lists FAQ's and contact details.
Sundaze - Tanning studio. Includes location map and contact information.
St Peter's Methodist Church - Presents diary, services, background information, news, people, events, activities, resources, contact and links. Part of the Pendle circuit.
If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Earby "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Earby Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Earby Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton Earby Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... -- Anonymous You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. -- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland Earby "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Earby Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks, in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on the fl Earby Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Earby Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Earby Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Earby If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge Earby You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Earby Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Earby Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence Earby "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Earby America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Earby "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Earby Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Earby What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Earby Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Earby Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein Earby If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Earby
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