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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Forton "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Forton A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake Forton Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton Forton Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Forton We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Forton My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Forton Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde Forton Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton Forton "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham Forton The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Forton What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Forton "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words Forton I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Forton Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but th Forton I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Forton Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Forton Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My other wife is beautiful. Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Forton "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Forton Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese Forton The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel Forton
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