Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Galgate Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Galgate
"Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Galgate Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Galgate
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Galgate No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Galgate
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Galgate A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Galgate
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Galgate The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Galgate
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Galgate The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Galgate
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Galgate Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Galgate
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Galgate If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Galgate
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Galgate Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Galgate
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Galgate There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Galgate
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Galgate "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Galgate
