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Garstang.com - An e-commerce forum promoting and providing IT support to local businesses.
St Thomas Parish Church - Includes description of services and contact details.
Wharf Cottage Holiday Park - Holiday Park providing caravan holiday homes, holiday cottages and boat hire, based on the Lancaster Canal.
Garstang Methodist Circuit - Details the ten churches contained within this circuit. History, ministers, general information, photographs, descriptions and addresses of each of the churches.
Garstang Camera Club - Gives location and contacts, subscription fees, programme and competition dates.
W. H. Singleton Ltd - Singletons is a traditional butchers and bakers shop selling fresh and cooked meat, cheese, bread and cakes.
The Flower Shop - Flower bouquets and arrangements for a range of occasions, with an ordering facility.
Tourism Garstang - Provides tourist information on accommodation and activities in the area, and a brief local history.
Calderbank Country Lodge Hotel - A Georgian country residence, includes description of services and contact details.
5 Star Holiday Cottages - Newly converted from old stone farm buildings, includes range of accommodation, prices, and contact details.
Garstang Web Club - Part of the Garstang Community Primary School. Lessons and help in web design for local children.
Support Garstang broadband internet access - A non profit site dedicated to bring broadband internet access for Garstang and the 01995 dialing code
Garstang High School: Design and Technology Department - An overview of the work involved in progressing through the course to GCSE level.
Calder Vale St Johns C of E Primary School - Small rural primary school in Calder Vale near Garstang for pupils from ages 4 to 11.
Ss Mary and Michael Catholic Primary School - A central point for all school information including Hummingbirds and Tots and Co pre-school clubs based in Bonds Garstang.
Garstang Fair Town - Provides information on Fairtrade issues and activities in Garstang, the world's first Fairtrade Town.
Wyre Marquee Hire - Provide garden-sized marquees for a variety of events from Christenings to 80th Birthday parties.
Paul Noblet, Garstang programmer - About Paul, the pubs and children's festival.
Dog In Shades Design - Bespoke internet solutions for small businesses including web design, content management systems, e-commerce and domain names.
Garstang United Reformed Church - Details of services and events.
Armitstead Barnet - Independent chartered surveyors. Traditionally an Agriculturally based firm, with roots dating back to 1880, we now also provide bespoke advice and professional services in the Commercial, Residential and Development sectors.
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It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Garstang Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Garstang No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Garstang Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Garstang Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Garstang Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Garstang In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Garstang "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain Garstang "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford Garstang If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf Garstang I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings Garstang If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Garstang I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Garstang Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Garstang The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein Garstang "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar Garstang Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli Garstang Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. -- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Garstang My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Garstang "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Garstang The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. 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