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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goosnargh Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Goosnargh
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Goosnargh Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Goosnargh
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goosnargh The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Goosnargh
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Goosnargh Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Goosnargh
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Goosnargh A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Goosnargh
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Goosnargh History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Goosnargh
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Goosnargh I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Goosnargh
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Goosnargh "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Goosnargh
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Goosnargh "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Goosnargh
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Goosnargh Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Goosnargh
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Goosnargh Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Goosnargh
