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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain Gressingham I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary Gressingham Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. -- Anaïs Nin Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Gressingham As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. -- Andre Norton He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me. -- Thomas Jefferson I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Gressingham It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably. -- Kant, Immanuel I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Gressingham Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson Gressingham There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Gressingham It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Gressingham Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler Gressingham "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams Gressingham A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright Gressingham "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Gressingham "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin Gressingham The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. -- George Bernard Shaw Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Gressingham "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Gressingham Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes Gressingham "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Gressingham A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Gressingham This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Gressingham Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi Gressingham Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Gressingham blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb Gressingham
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