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If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Hesketh Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Hesketh
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Hesketh Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Hesketh
"Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Hesketh "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Hesketh
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Marriage is a rest period between romances. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Hesketh Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Hesketh
What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Hesketh Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Hesketh
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Hesketh Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Hesketh
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Hesketh No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Hesketh
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Hesketh "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Hesketh
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Hesketh If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Hesketh
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Hesketh "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Hesketh
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Hesketh "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Hesketh
