Heysham High School - Offer to help arrange school reunions and contains its own chat room and guest book.
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Heysham I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Heysham
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Heysham Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Heysham
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Heysham Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Heysham
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Heysham Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Heysham
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Heysham If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Heysham
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Heysham The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Heysham
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Heysham "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Heysham
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Heysham Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Heysham
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Heysham Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Heysham
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Heysham "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Heysham
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Heysham I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Heysham
