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- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Lostock Hall "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Lostock Hall
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Lostock Hall A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Lostock Hall
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Lostock Hall What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Lostock Hall
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Lostock Hall During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Lostock Hall
The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Lostock Hall Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Lostock Hall
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Lostock Hall Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Lostock Hall
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Lostock Hall Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Lostock Hall
"There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Lostock Hall Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lostock Hall
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Lostock Hall "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Lostock Hall
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Lostock Hall blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Lostock Hall
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Lostock Hall Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Lostock Hall
