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In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Loveclough The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Loveclough
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Loveclough The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Loveclough
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Loveclough Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Loveclough
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Loveclough The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Loveclough
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Loveclough There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Loveclough
"Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Loveclough To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Man and wife make one fool. Loveclough
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Loveclough We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Loveclough
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Loveclough We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Loveclough
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Loveclough "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Loveclough
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Loveclough Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Loveclough
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Loveclough A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Loveclough
