Anstey RFC - Useful details, contacts, fixtures, results plus player profiles and other fascinating facts about this wonderful village rugby club, its people and their unearthly habits.
Gibson's Grey Lady - Extensive information about this restaurant. Includes menu and wine list with prices.
Potters Superstore - Flooring and kitchen supplier, photographs and information on products offered.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Anstey "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Anstey
To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Anstey These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Anstey
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Anstey Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Anstey
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Anstey May you never leave your marriage alive. Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Anstey
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Anstey The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Anstey
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Anstey We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Anstey
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Anstey "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Anstey Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Anstey
Marriage is a rest period between romances. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anstey Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Anstey
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Anstey I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Anstey
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Anstey "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Anstey
