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-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Arnesby "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Arnesby
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Arnesby Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Arnesby
It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Arnesby In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Arnesby
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Arnesby If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Arnesby
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Arnesby Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Arnesby
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Arnesby "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Arnesby
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Arnesby A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Arnesby
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Arnesby It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Arnesby "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Arnesby
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Arnesby Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Arnesby
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arnesby Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Arnesby
