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Knowhere Guide to Ashby de la Zouch - Informal information about the town, supplied by locals. Aimed at teenage surfers, skateboarders and young people in general.
Rotary Club - Details of this club and local views.
Fire Station - Information and photos of the local fire and rescue service.
AshbyOnline - Online guide to the businesses, shops, pubs, and tourist attractions
Head Support - Educational consultancy providing support for all who have an interest in helping schools to improve, local education authorities, governors, head teachers, teachers educational charities and educational trusts. Lists latest news and contact details.
EagleWing - Local persons view of the town.
Ashby de la Zouch - AshbyInfo - A directory of pubs, restaurants, hotels, shops and what's on.
Ashby Art Club - Information about the club, the club programme, a gallery of members work, contact information and links.
Ashbeian Operatic Society  - Amateur musical theatre group. Information on past and future productions.
Venture Theatre - Information about, what's on, how to join and the management of this local theatre group.
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(Socrates) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde Ashby de la Zouch I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. -- Anonymous May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Ashby de la Zouch Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. 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If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ashby de la Zouch Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Ashby de la Zouch If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist Ashby de la Zouch Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Ashby de la Zouch Realism is a corruption of reality. -- Wallace Stevens "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein Ashby de la Zouch How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken Ashby de la Zouch "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Ashby de la Zouch "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Ashby de la Zouch LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ashby de la Zouch The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Ashby de la Zouch "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Ashby de la Zouch I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family. -- Navaho saying "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Ashby de la Zouch Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baskins Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Ashby de la Zouch
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