I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Croft There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Croft
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Croft The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Croft
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Croft Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Croft
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Croft "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Croft
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Croft Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Croft
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Croft As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Croft
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Croft Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Croft
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Croft Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Croft
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Croft To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Croft
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Croft "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Croft
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Croft The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Croft
