Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Diseworth A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Diseworth
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Diseworth "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Diseworth
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Diseworth Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Diseworth
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Diseworth The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Diseworth Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Diseworth
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Diseworth If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Diseworth
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Diseworth Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Diseworth
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Diseworth The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Diseworth
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Diseworth All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Diseworth
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Diseworth Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Marriage is a rest period between romances. Diseworth
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Diseworth "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Diseworth
