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Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Education As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Education
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Education This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Education
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Education Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Education
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Education We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Education
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Education Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Education
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Education Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Education I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Education
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Education When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous My other wife is beautiful. Education
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Education My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Education
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Education Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Education
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Education Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Education
