Enderby Danemill C.P School - Situated on Mill Lane, this primary school's website gives information on the school timetable and the classes.
Enderby Parish Church - Provides information on the events, groups, courses, history, with photos, contacts, location, services and life of the church.
Raxco Software - Distribution and marketing of systems administration software and resource management solutions. Company profile and contact delails.
Secure One Limited - Product information on domestic and commercial security systems.
Studio 18 Ltd. - Manufacturer and supplier of body piercing jewellery. Photographs of products and contact details. [Membership required for full details]
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Enderby All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Enderby
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Enderby Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Enderby
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Enderby Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Enderby
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Enderby Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Enderby
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Enderby "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Enderby
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Enderby The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Enderby
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Enderby I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Enderby
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Enderby Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Enderby
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Enderby I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Enderby
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Enderby As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Enderby
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Enderby "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Enderby
