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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Glenfield Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Glenfield
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Glenfield If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Glenfield
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Glenfield I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Glenfield
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Glenfield It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Glenfield
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Glenfield We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Glenfield
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Glenfield Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Glenfield
"What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Glenfield If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Glenfield
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Glenfield The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Glenfield
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Glenfield Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Glenfield
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Glenfield Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Glenfield
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Glenfield The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
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