Knowhere Guide to Lutterworth - Informal information about the town, supplied by locals. Aimed at teenage surfers, skateboarders and young people in general.
St Marys Church - An 800 year old church. Information on John Wycliffe, a former pastor. Church guide with sketches.
Lutterworth On Line - Local community portal with a range of information relevant to the town and surrounding villages.
Lutterworth - Comprehensive information on this market town.
Twisted Pictures - Some games, photos and information about this person.
Lutterworth URC - United Reformed Church, features church news, diary, history, newsletter and a livecam.
Rotary Proms Night - Information about this annual event and a list of sponsors.
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Lutterworth It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Lutterworth Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Lutterworth
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Lutterworth The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Lutterworth
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Lutterworth Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Lutterworth
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Lutterworth "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lutterworth
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Lutterworth "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Lutterworth
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Lutterworth Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Lutterworth
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Lutterworth He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Lutterworth
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Lutterworth Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Lutterworth
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Lutterworth I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Lutterworth
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Lutterworth "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Lutterworth
