Knowhere Guide to Market Harborough - Informal information about this town, supplied by locals. Aimed at teenage surfers, skateboarders and young people in general.
Market Harborough.com - Guide to the area, including business directories, entertainment listings, classified adverts, clubs, local information and community forum.
Bigfern Guide to Market Harborough - Illustrated guide to the town and district. Photographs, features, local history and general information.
Market Harborough in the First World War - A study of the involvement in this conflict, of the people of the town. Includes a search engine by name of soldiers and units. The work of the late Barry Summers.
Gary Horn - Personal pages about this local person.
St Joseph's School - Roman Catholic primary school, news, term dates and pupil’s Work.
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looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Market Harborough Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Market Harborough
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Market Harborough This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Market Harborough
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Market Harborough "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Market Harborough
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Market Harborough Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Market Harborough
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Market Harborough We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Market Harborough
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Market Harborough The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Market Harborough
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Market Harborough I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Market Harborough
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Market Harborough Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Market Harborough
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Market Harborough "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Market Harborough
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Market Harborough It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Market Harborough
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Market Harborough I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Market Harborough
