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-- Aldous Huxley Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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-- Oscar Wilde Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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-- Anonymous Golf Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- George Carlin Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Golf
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-- Chekhov Golf
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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-- Josephus Daniels The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Golf
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
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There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
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-- George Bernard Shaw I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Golf
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
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-- Elayne Boosler Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
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-- Alvin Toffler It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Golf Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Golf
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Conway's Law Golf
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
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-- Edward Abbey Golf
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imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Golf Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
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cocaine.
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Golf
