One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Stoney Stanton Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Stoney Stanton
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Stoney Stanton "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Stoney Stanton
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Stoney Stanton There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Stoney Stanton
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Stoney Stanton I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Stoney Stanton
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Stoney Stanton In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Stoney Stanton
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Stoney Stanton The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Stoney Stanton
Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Stoney Stanton Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Stoney Stanton
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Stoney Stanton Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Stoney Stanton
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Stoney Stanton If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Stoney Stanton
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Stoney Stanton I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Stoney Stanton
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Stoney Stanton What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Stoney Stanton
