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If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Thornton "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Thornton
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Thornton You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Thornton
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Thornton "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Thornton
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Thornton There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Thornton
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Thornton When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Thornton
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Thornton I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Thornton
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Thornton Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Thornton
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Thornton "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Thornton
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Thornton "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Thornton
We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Thornton They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Thornton
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Thornton I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Thornton
