Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ullesthorpe Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Ullesthorpe
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Ullesthorpe The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Ullesthorpe
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Ullesthorpe A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ullesthorpe
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Ullesthorpe Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Ullesthorpe
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Ullesthorpe Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Ullesthorpe
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Ullesthorpe "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Ullesthorpe
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Ullesthorpe I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Ullesthorpe
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Ullesthorpe This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Ullesthorpe
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Ullesthorpe Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Ullesthorpe
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Ullesthorpe There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Ullesthorpe
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Ullesthorpe Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Ullesthorpe
