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Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Whitwick Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Whitwick
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Whitwick "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Whitwick
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Whitwick If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Whitwick
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
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-- H. L. Mencken Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Whitwick What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Whitwick
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Whitwick I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday Whitwick
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Whitwick Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
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-- Abraham Lincoln "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Whitwick
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Whitwick When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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-- Isaac Asimov Whitwick
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-- Thomas Jefferson "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Whitwick No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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-- Lenny Bruce It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Whitwick
The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Whitwick "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast Whitwick
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Whitwick Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Whitwick
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
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-- Josh Billings As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Whitwick
