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Alford - Information on the town, places of interest and the craft market.
Windmill Family and Commercial Hotel - Hotel and restaurant in a 17th Century coaching house. Information on facilities and tariff with photographs.
The Alford Town Web Site - Town council website promoting Alford, with information on history, community groups, businesses and tourist information and a forum.
The Alford Fire Station - A brief insight into life at a small retained fire station.
Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School - Foundation status 11-18 selective school. Details of history, curriculum, staff, departments and newsletter.
Designer Print Transfers Ltd - Manufacturer of garment decoration with applications to suit workwear, sportswear, safetywear and leisurewear. Information on company, services, products and brochure request form.
Alford and District Twinning Association - Details of organisation and meetings.
Lincolnshire Isn't Boring - Bed and breakfast accommodation and assisted breaks. Information on the area, events, contact details and prices.
Alford and District Cricket Club - History, news, fixtures and results.
Haywain Motel - Family run motel. Photographs and prices.
John Spendluffe Technology College - Brief overview and contact details.
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Alford "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Alford Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you. -- Mortimer J. Adler These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Alford We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Alford Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward Alford "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Alford A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton Alford Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Alford For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. -- King George V A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain Alford "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche Alford We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Alford A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth Alford In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Alford The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Alford This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Alford "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins Alford To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Alford "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins Alford Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Alford Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Alford A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Alford Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Alford
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