Witham Abbeys - Bardney Abbey - An illustrated guide to the history and remains of this Benedictine abbey, including ground plan and artist's reconstruction.
History of Bardney Sugar Factory - Commemorative chronological diary of Bardney Sugar Beet Factory, from its inception, in 1925, until closure on 9 February 2001.
Hawthorns Guest House - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Details of facilities, prices and photographs.
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Bardney "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Bardney
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Bardney What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Bardney
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Bardney Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Bardney
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Bardney I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Bardney
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Bardney I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Bardney
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Bardney Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Bardney
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Bardney One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Bardney
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Bardney The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Bardney
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Bardney Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Bardney
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Bardney Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Bardney
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Bardney "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Bardney
