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Caistor Media - Caistor Market Town Website to show the services offered to clients.

Caistor Grammar School Contact Forum - All former students can use this site to keep in touch, share e-mail addresses and contact details.

Caistor Directory & Guide - Current and historical information about Caistor in Lincolnshire and a directory of local websites.

Ranyard Signs - Signage services.

West Lindsey Juniors FC - Located at Cherry Valley sports ground. Club information, fixtures and results, photographs and tour information.

Nick Young Tractor Parts - Supplier of tractor parts and accessories for all major makes and models, including John Deere. Contains current listing and map.

Caistor Grammar School - 11-18 mixed selective school. Details of syllabus, with information for parents and pupils, and alumni locator.

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(Marquis de Lafayette) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran In the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten. But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives. Caistor It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Caistor Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Caistor The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Caistor An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Caistor "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Caistor The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone Caistor "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Caistor your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Caistor There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Caistor Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers Caistor It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way to bet. -- Damon Runyan I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Caistor What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." 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