Cleethorpes RNLI - Details the history of the Cleethorpes RNLI station, and lists its crew members as well as linking to other North-Eastern RNLI sites and the charity's main official pages.
Jill Banton - Practitioner gives in depth explanations into the workings of homeopathy.
"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Cleethorpes Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Cleethorpes
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Cleethorpes "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Cleethorpes
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Cleethorpes "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Cleethorpes
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Cleethorpes Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Cleethorpes
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Cleethorpes "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Cleethorpes
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Cleethorpes We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Cleethorpes
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Cleethorpes If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Cleethorpes
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Cleethorpes To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Cleethorpes
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Cleethorpes If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Cleethorpes
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Cleethorpes "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Cleethorpes
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Cleethorpes "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Cleethorpes
