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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Coningsby In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Coningsby
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Coningsby To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Coningsby
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Coningsby No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Coningsby
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Coningsby "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Coningsby
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Coningsby Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Coningsby
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Coningsby "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Coningsby
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Coningsby "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Coningsby
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Coningsby The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Coningsby
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Coningsby Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Coningsby
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Coningsby We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Coningsby
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Coningsby The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Coningsby
