North Lincolnshire Learning Partnership - Range of agencies and organisations who are involved in post 16 education and training. Forums and background information.
Village Kindergarten Nursery School - Children's nursery school, based in Brant Broughton. Information on facilities, photographs and contact details.
The Children's House - Childcare and Montessori education centre for children from birth to five located in Stallingborough. Information on curricculum, facilities, events and newsletter.
LCC Connect; Education - Lincolnshire County Council site providing information on schools in the county. Includes links to school websites, OfSted reports and league tables.
The Lighthouse for Education - The North East Lincolnshire Education site. Aims to provide information about the Internet, links to good educational sites and to celebrate success in education.
David Spencer - Offering driving tuition in the PE10, PE9, LE15 areas. Details of services and prices, with advice on driving tests.
Science Matters - Science education and communication consultancy based in Habrough focused on making science learning fun.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Education The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Education
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Education What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Education
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Education In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Education
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Education
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Education "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Education
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Education Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Education
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Education The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Education
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Education
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Education The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Education
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Education "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Education
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Education He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Education
