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The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Ewerby blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Ewerby
The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Ewerby Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Ewerby
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Ewerby "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Ewerby
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Ewerby The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ewerby
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Ewerby There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Ewerby
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Ewerby ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Ewerby
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Ewerby If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Ewerby
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Ewerby "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Ewerby
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Ewerby When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Ewerby
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Ewerby America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Ewerby
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Ewerby Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Ewerby
