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There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Goxhill The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Goxhill
blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Goxhill "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Goxhill
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Goxhill Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Goxhill
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Goxhill You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Goxhill
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
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-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Goxhill Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Goxhill
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Goxhill Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Goxhill
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Goxhill He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Goxhill
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Goxhill In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Goxhill
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Goxhill If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Goxhill
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Goxhill To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Goxhill
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Goxhill Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Goxhill
