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"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Guides and Directories The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Guides and Directories
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Guides and Directories I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Guides and Directories
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Guides and Directories The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Guides and Directories
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Guides and Directories
Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Guides and Directories The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Guides and Directories There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Guides and Directories
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Guides and Directories Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Guides and Directories
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Guides and Directories I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Guides and Directories
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Guides and Directories The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Guides and Directories
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Guides and Directories "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Guides and Directories
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Guides and Directories I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Guides and Directories
