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Imperial Ford - Independent Ford dealer. News, new and used car search facility, and online booking for service, MOT, test drive and car rental.
550 Squadron and RAF North Killingholme Association - History, Roll of Honour, maps and links.
Immingham Chrysanthemum Society - Details of the history and officers of the society, with information about annual shows.
Immage Studios Ltd - Multimedia and local TV production company. Information on the company and a who's who.
Immingham - Community site with online newsletter, directory and forum.
Maurice Mawer Engineering Limited - Undertakes all marine engineering, fabrication and welding repairs, sheet metal services, hydraulic pumps, welding and engine repairs. Information on company and services.
Eye On Immingham - Online community newsletter with events, groups and local interest.
H & L Garages Ltd. - Mercedes-Benz dealership. Details of sales, used vehicle locator service, information on aftersales care, and map.
Community Economic Regeneration Team - CERT - Social Economy Organisation that assist to improve the economic status of communities using innovative community economic regeneration strategies and projects to promote job creation and regeneration.
Lectec Services Limited - Offer electrical and instrumentation systems to industries. Portfolio and contact details.
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A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor Immingham Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Immingham If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Immingham A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Immingham Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." 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(Aleister Crowley) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead. -- Winnie the Pooh Immingham Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's chara For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of u Immingham He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence Immingham A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Immingham Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. -- Michel de Montaigne "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Immingham Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them. -- Adlai Stevenson I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Immingham May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Immingham It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Immingham "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx Immingham Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Immingham Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. 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