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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Kirton Lindsey We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Kirton Lindsey
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Kirton Lindsey There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Kirton Lindsey
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Kirton Lindsey I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Kirton Lindsey
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Kirton Lindsey "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Kirton Lindsey
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Kirton Lindsey If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Kirton Lindsey
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Kirton Lindsey Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Kirton Lindsey
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Kirton Lindsey It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Kirton Lindsey
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Kirton Lindsey I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
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-- Arthur Godfrey If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Kirton Lindsey
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Kirton Lindsey Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Kirton Lindsey
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kirton Lindsey >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Kirton Lindsey
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Kirton Lindsey Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Kirton Lindsey
