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Louth - History, travel information, lots of pictures, weekly news-sheet.
Louth Lincs - Directory of web sites relating to Louth.
Louth Navigation Trust - The official website of the Trust dedicated to the history, geography, restoration and regeneration of the Louth Canal and its corridor.
Louthnet.com - Guide to Louth and surrounding areas. Eating, staying, living, shopping, history and more in Louth and surrounding areas.
Louth Golf Club - Official website offering full details about visiting or joining the club, including details of special offers.
Louth Old Boys - News, information, fixtures, coaches corner, photographs, and links.
Louth Old Mill Rifle Club - Small-bore shooting club. News, activities and membership.
Louth Eye - A guide to Louth : markets, parks, attraction, local events and a club directory.
St James' Church Louth Online - Information about the Church, it's life, the building, music and worship.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli Louth Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying Louth Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Louth Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Louth Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Louth There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Louth Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -- H. L. Mencken "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Louth "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Louth The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Louth Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Louth Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce Louth When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Louth "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Louth When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene Louth Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Louth The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes Louth My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken Louth Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words Louth Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal Louth Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Louth Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Louth Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end] [text_start] "Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Louth
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