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St Guthlac Church - Contains pictures of the parish, news, services and events and parish magazine.
Deepings Camera Club - Programme, venue, fees, competition rules, record of a raft race and other pictures by members.
The Deepings - The community website of the Deepings.
The Deepings Methodist Church - History, services, events and groups, location and links. Located in Deeping St James.
Caterpillar Day Nursery - Located in Deeping St James. Profile, and information about opening times, fees and sustenance with terms and conditions and location map.
Sunbizz - Travel agent offering last minute holiday bargains, summer and winter holidays and flights only. Describes its services and destinations.
Linchfield Community Primary School - Day school, having no religious affiliation, taking boys and girls between the ages of 4-11 years. Information on the school, governors and OFSTED.
Deepings Dance Association - A dance centre for all types of dance. Details of term fees, events and dancewear ordering.
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