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Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Market Rasen It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Market Rasen
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Market Rasen There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Market Rasen
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Market Rasen There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Market Rasen
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Market Rasen "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Market Rasen
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Market Rasen Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Market Rasen
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Market Rasen The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Market Rasen
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Market Rasen Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Market Rasen
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Market Rasen blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Market Rasen
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Market Rasen That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Market Rasen
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Market Rasen Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Market Rasen
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Market Rasen "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Market Rasen
