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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Nettleham "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Nettleham
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Nettleham I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Nettleham
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Nettleham The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Nettleham
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Nettleham There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Nettleham
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Nettleham Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Nettleham
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Nettleham "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Nettleham
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Nettleham The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Nettleham
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Nettleham Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Nettleham
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Nettleham You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Nettleham
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Nettleham The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Nettleham
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Nettleham Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Nettleham
