The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Skegness Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Skegness
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Skegness Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Skegness
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Skegness You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Skegness
The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Skegness Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Skegness
The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Skegness Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Skegness
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Skegness Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Skegness
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Skegness You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Skegness
Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Skegness I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Skegness
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Skegness Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Skegness
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Skegness "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Skegness
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Skegness He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Skegness
