I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Sutton-On-Sea "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Sutton-On-Sea
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Sutton-On-Sea I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Sutton-On-Sea
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Sutton-On-Sea He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Sutton-On-Sea
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Sutton-On-Sea Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Sutton-On-Sea
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Sutton-On-Sea As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Sutton-On-Sea
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Sutton-On-Sea The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Sutton-On-Sea
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Sutton-On-Sea "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Sutton-On-Sea
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Sutton-On-Sea Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Sutton-On-Sea
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Sutton-On-Sea I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Sutton-On-Sea
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Sutton-On-Sea I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Sutton-On-Sea
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Sutton-On-Sea If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Sutton-On-Sea
