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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Wainfleet "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Wainfleet
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Wainfleet Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Wainfleet
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Wainfleet The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Wainfleet
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Wainfleet Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Wainfleet
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Wainfleet I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Wainfleet
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Wainfleet The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Wainfleet
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Wainfleet Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Wainfleet
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Wainfleet "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Wainfleet
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Wainfleet blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Wainfleet
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Wainfleet For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Wainfleet No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Wainfleet
