Welton Community Web Site - Business directory, village map, photographs, noticeboard and information on St Mary's Church and school.
William Farr C of E School - Information for parents and pupils about the academic life at the school, also with news and information about the school.
Welton Boys Football Club - Homepage for the village club, with links to the individual team websites.
Turbodecals - Suppliers of vinyl vehicle decals with online shop.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Welton A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Welton
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Welton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Welton
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Welton Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Welton
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Welton Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Welton
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Welton Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Welton
Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Welton "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Welton
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Welton Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Man and wife make one fool. It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Welton
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Welton "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Welton
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Welton The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Welton
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Welton He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Welton
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Welton Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Welton
