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-- Arthur C. Clarke Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who awaits much can expect little.
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-- Finley Peter Dunne "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
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-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Altrincham
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Altrincham Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Altrincham
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Altrincham All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Altrincham
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Altrincham "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Altrincham
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Altrincham "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
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-- Herman Melville Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Altrincham
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Altrincham If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Altrincham The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Altrincham
The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Altrincham "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Altrincham
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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-- Helen Rowland Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Altrincham
And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
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-- Susan Ertz Altrincham Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Altrincham
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Altrincham Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Altrincham